continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

ruinedchildhood:

Laid back.
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

ruinedchildhood:

Laid back.
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

spermbanker:

The worst message I’ve ever received

spermbanker:

The worst message I’ve ever received

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

nickboomalley:

what if ezra just went on stage and read his tweets out loud while rostam played piano solemnly in the background